Choof Meridian Tour
was gonna do more but i didn't but who cares
19/3/2022
Today I am sore from skating and then doing two one hour shows back to back yesterday. I decide to absolutely scalp myself smoking marijuana.
Jamieson who is house sitting and dog sitting and works for the comedy club isn’t here. Only the dog Slipper is here. As the day goes on I don’t do anything except for blaze and watch the Pam and Tommy tv series on the couch. I blaze and watch tv and tell every cunt I’m doing research cos I myself made a show about blazing that I would do anything to get it made properly. It’s a wild life.
I wonder if the dog has been fed as I ordered Red Rooster delivered because I feel like that. I don’t know anything about dogs and feeding them I’m sorry to say. Now I’m eating the Red Rooster and the dog tries every emotional tactic to get some of it. I’m hungry too though and eat two burgers in front of the dog telling myself that if I gave some to the dog then it could die. I don’t even believe myself. Slipper is a good dog though and doesn’t sook or anything and when I go outside for a blaze straight after she comes out to hang out and for maybe a chase of the ball which I oblige. My cold heart melts and I decide to order Slipper an original fillet burger combo from Red Rooster.
When the new delivery arrives I go to get it and it’s the same guy who dropped it off before and I say to him embarrassed ‘oh the dog ate the last one.’ This is a pure lie though as I ate the last one and the dog is about to eat this one.